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Bedtime Conversation Pre-Baby:
WIFE: How was your day sayang?
HUSBAND: The heat! It was such a hot day... I did the... Bla... The actor (mention name), he was... Bla... Then the food... Bla... Bla... Bla...
WIFE: He what? How could he? Poor you. But then... Bla... Bla... Bla...
HUSBAND: What to do... It's work sayang... Then there's this... Bla... Bla... Bla...
WIFE: Wow! I didn't know that! Bla... Bla... Bla...
The yakking continues for a good while when...
WIFE: Hey! It's nearly 2am! We've been talking for a good hour! We better sleep now. You gotta work tomorrow.
HUSBAND: You go to sleep first baby. You look sleepy. I wanna watch History Channel for a while.
WIFE: No I'm not sleepy! I wanna watch TV with you (rubs watery eyes when he is not looking & secretly yawns with closed mouth).
Bedtime Conversation Post-Baby:
WIFE: Finally Ayden is asleep! How was your day sayang?
HUSBAND: We had...in the office today... Bla... Episode 13 of... Bla... Then there's this actor... Bla... Remember him? Had...for lunch.
WIFE: That's good! Your son was... today. He did... Very cute! Isn't he the most beautiful baby in the world baby?
HUSBAND: Yes he is sayang. He is so cute...Bla... Bla... Bla...
The husband continues to yak when...
HUSBAND: Baby, why are you so quiet. Do you hear what I just said sayang...? Sayang...? Sayang...?
WIFE: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
HUSBAND: So fast asleep?... *-_-*
Husband looks at wall clock. 12.23am. He grabs the remote and switches on the TV to watch History Channel. Alone.
Sounds Familiar? :)
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